This kid is continually cracking us up. I had to write these down – I do not want to forget these insights into this 2 year old’s mind.
On Talullah (our dog):
“I beat Oolly up?”
On meals:
“I eat applesauce naked!”
On grandma’s house:
“I go Nano’s house eat popcorn.”
On playing outside:
“No want go outside. It’s too bright in my eyes!”
On sweets:
“I need chocolate in my mouth!”
The day after celebrating my birthday:
“Where’d your birthday go?”
Telling me what he did that day:
“I farted at GG’s house.”
After watching The Sandlot (thanks for that Mom!):
“Scared a monster doggie!”
On airplanes:
“I fly the airplane? Is that a promise?”
After asking for the iPad:
“Thank you Mommy. You a nice Mommy.”
On bedtime:
“I just wake up!”
Questions for his brother:
“Liam, you get bigger?”
🙂
These are all so funny, I don’t think I even have a favorite!! Maybe the bedtime one. The five year old I work with would sometimes stay up and when I catch him (with every light in the room on), he says in all seriousness “But I am sleeping. I sleep with my eyes open sometimes.” Try to argue that! Every time I say “Go to sleep, O” he responds with a “But I AM!”
These are ones I get from Thomas:
Potty training :
Come on Dada, Poo poo time, you sit down
When we are in trouble:
No Dada, not nice, uh uh uhhh – NO PIZZA (last part shouted)
On waking up:
Sophie (new sister) asleep? Why?
Built a train track with mother:
Good job mummy, high five
what a cutie! this age is just the best
Hahaha that is too cute Anna!
David – the “no pizza” is the best haha!
Adorable! And, what a great idea! Documenting the kiddo’s -isms. Something to cherish later in life for sure 🙂
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