HOW TO BE A MOM

1) Take hundreds of pictures of Baby that are all the same
2) Cheer (even jump up and down) when Baby does #2
3) Kiss Baby so much that someone says “That can’t be good for them.”
4) Truly believe your Baby is cuter and more advanced than other babies
5) Check on Baby every hour at night just to “make sure he is still breathing”.

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